More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married
It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve
- God: oh look! Sherlock won a bunch of awards at the Emmys this year. You must be proud
- Sir Arthur: I hope they all burn in hell.
- God: Wow.